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5:30 a.m. and totally confused

AAAAAAAARGH!!! Photoshop is driving me crazy!!!

I want to get these fliers out by tomorrow morning - here's a sample:

if you think the message is screwed up, it's not my fault! Shalin translated it... so please tell me, but keep in mind that... IT'S TOO LATE!!! MWAHAHAHA!!

I'm printing these at national office, and I know the MACS there will not be able to read Hindi, Chinese and Thai font... so the plan is that I will cut and paste the fliers into photoshop and then save as .jpg. That way, mac can read it.

So... for some reason, if did it with one of the fliers, which was there as a sample earlier, but it refuses to work with the rest. ???

I'm going to go insane!!!!!!!!

Ok, so, if any techy photoshop-savvy people out there want to help me out, please please please give me a buzz.

I'm doing ones in Indo, Chinese and Thai, too - here's the text:

留学生们!
功课 用英文 13
反对学生立法的缩略形式是A -SOL
读音是 ASSHOLE
当前政府通过的立法毁坏你们的学生联盟,
因此,你们的俱乐部,社会组织与服务
也同样:VSU
-引用国家联络组织字典,第四版本,NLC 出版2005


留学生们!
功课 用英文 21
“A-SOL”, 反对学生立法有很多名字
最正确的,但是,读为“ASSHOLE”,是一个用于涉及
政府政治“VSU”,是由它提供的将毁坏你们学生联盟和
所有的俱乐部,社会组织与服务。 记住:VSU= “ASSHOLE”
经常提醒你们的大学!!

Pelajar International!!

Pelajaran Bahasa Inggris #13

‘A-SOL: akronim untuk ‘Anti-Student Organisation Legislation’
Lafal/pengucapan: “ASSHOLE”

kb: Undang-undang yang dikeluarkan oleh pemerintah untuk menghancurkan organisasi mahasiswa anda, yang berdampak ke klub-klub, perhimpunan dan pengadaan jasa di universitas anda.

Pelajar International!!

Pelajaran Bahasa Inggris #21

‘A-SOL, akronim untuk ‘Anti-Student Organisation Legislation’ bisa disebut dengan berbagai nama. Yang paling benar adalah, diucapkan dengan ‘ASSHOLE’ dan ini adalah sebutan untuk kebijaksanaan pemerintah bernama ‘VSU’ yang akan menghancurkan organisasi mahasiswa anda dan semua klub-klub, perhimpunan dan pengadaan jasa oleh organisasi tersebut. Ingat: VSU = ASSHOLE.

Beritahu dan ingatkan universitas anda secara reguler !!

นักเรียนต่างชาติ

วิชาภาษาอังกฤษ #13

"A-SOL ย่อมาจาก Anti-Student Organisation Legislation()'
อ่านว่า: "ASSHOLE"

คำนาม : นโบายของรัฐบาลที่เจาะจงทำลายการลวมตัวของนักเรียนในทุกรูปแบบ
รวมถึงชมลมและการบริการต่างๆ

นักเรียนต่างชาติ

วิชาภาษาอังกฤษ #21

"A-SOL", the 'Anti-Student Organisation Legislation'
แต่ชื่อที่ถูกต้องที่สุก คือ ASSHOLE
ซึ่งเป็นชื่อที่ใช้เรียกแทนนโบายของรัฐบาลที่รู้จักกันในนาม VSU
นโยบาย VSU นี้ จะห้ามการรวมกลุ่ม ของนักศึกษา ในทุกๆด้าน
รวมถึงการบริการต่างๆภายใต้การรวมกลุ่ม โปรดจำไว้ว่า VSU= "ASSHOLE"
กรุณาอย่าลืมเตือนนักเรียนและมหาวิทยาลัยของคุณเป็นประจำ


A big thanks to Shalin, Itt, Tedy and Shelly!

If any more people want to send me translations, please feel free to do so!

Here's the original text in English:

International Students!!

Lesson in English #13

“A-SOL: acronym for ‘Anti-Student Organisation Legislation’
pronunciation: “ASSHOLE”
n.: A legislation being passed by the current government to destroy your student union, and thus, your clubs, societies and services.
see also: VSU”

-excerpt taken from the NLC Dictionary, 4th Edition, NLC Press 2005


International Students!!

Lesson in English #21

“A-SOL”, the ‘Anti-Student Organisation Legislation’ is known by many names. The most correct, however, is pronounced “ASSHOLE” and is a term used to refer to a government policy known as ‘VSU’, which will destroy your student union and all the clubs, societies and services provided by it. Remember: VSU= “ASSHOLE”. Remind your university on a regular basis!

Also, feel free to print out the translations and stick them around your uni if you feel as though you want to promote the cause!

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There is an ISO line... I don't know what that means, but one exists

Anyhow.... this weekend I've had heaps of ideas for projects I would like to take on this coming year... it's going to be so hectic! I'm going to be giving myself so much extra work, it's not even funny!

I had an amazing weekend, beginning from Thursday night at the Melbourne Uni bushdance! Although, I'm not trying to say the Bushdance was amazing... just that it's where my amazing weekend started... but I'm not saying the bushdance wasn't amazing, either...


melb uni bushdance


can you believe it? Julian, Tenzing and I thought we would achieve something if we got even one MUOSS person to join us at P/M... instead we got 18!!! HAHAHAA!! We've finally managed to corrupt them!

I really won't be getting into deep details as to what this amazing weekend entailed, but it started with me and Julian (at Starbucks) making fun of a woman who seemed to have misplaced buttocks (I think Julian will probably post that pic or send it to me at some point... I thought it would be too mean to take that photo)


Monash Orientation (me with Petr, president of Monash Buddhist Society) - this was actually on Wednesday, but I thought I'd include this in my 'weekend report' anyhow.


Daryl - as cheerful as always


eeew... sausages (again, this is Wednesday at Monash)... Grace, ???, Zach and Renald form the tong gang ...


rmit o-week, also Wednesday


rmit has the coolest iso t-shirt!


sivan (finally a break from NLC!!!)


there's a demon in the payphone and I was posessed by it on Wednesday night


julian pops imaginary balloon at muoss lounge... Julian looks so innocent, yet is one of the cheekiest people I know, hehe...!


trees looks seriously freaky at night


I see trees of green, skies of blue...


Poor Lambross... I bumped into him in Brunswick... and before that at RMIT orientation...


yes sir I can boogie at Sydney road festival


someone special ...

Oh.... god... now it's 6:48 a.m.

I guess it's time to sleep?

Uni start tomorrow (well, Tuesday, for me - I better have those fliers done!!!)

I'd rather spend all day in bed tomorrow... erm... today... Unfortunately, wake-up should be in about two-three hours :(