My kingdom for an uneventful weekend...
Below is a list of things I did over the weekend (TRUE!)
- I had a very long 'disagreement' with someone very important to me.
- I bit the former National Convenor (aka Aditya)
- I whacked Sarinda's head
- I sucked a new international student (6 days in Australia!) into student politics
- Didn't make it home after the orientation party at SISA because I introduced myself to my downstairs neighbours for the first time
- Tried to pick up a girl at a gay nightclub (unsuccesfully) while out with my neighbours
- Fell asleep talking on the phone
- Made lunch for friends
- Went shopping for a 'little black book'
- Talked politics with a truck driver
- Saw my 'boss' naked, discussing childhood
- Plotted a corporate takeover
- Had a dream about being fed skewers with tofu and eggplant on them while being denied access to the shower
- Played beach baseball with lots of giggles
- Played beach soccer with an Italian tourist
- Shared soup
- Acquired two purple animals (a cow and a frog) in a game of darts
- Watched a Hong Kong movie
- Was given a stuffed dalmation over daiquiri and started an organisation called STAR (Stuffed Toy Animal Rights)
- Slept. Finally!
... There are some strange people in the world these days. Stranger than me. That's a scary thought.
... And I'm missing someone terribly... please call!
- I had a very long 'disagreement' with someone very important to me.
- I bit the former National Convenor (aka Aditya)
- I whacked Sarinda's head
- I sucked a new international student (6 days in Australia!) into student politics
- Didn't make it home after the orientation party at SISA because I introduced myself to my downstairs neighbours for the first time
- Tried to pick up a girl at a gay nightclub (unsuccesfully) while out with my neighbours
- Fell asleep talking on the phone
- Made lunch for friends
- Went shopping for a 'little black book'
- Talked politics with a truck driver
- Saw my 'boss' naked, discussing childhood
- Plotted a corporate takeover
- Had a dream about being fed skewers with tofu and eggplant on them while being denied access to the shower
- Played beach baseball with lots of giggles
- Played beach soccer with an Italian tourist
- Shared soup
- Acquired two purple animals (a cow and a frog) in a game of darts
- Watched a Hong Kong movie
- Was given a stuffed dalmation over daiquiri and started an organisation called STAR (Stuffed Toy Animal Rights)
- Slept. Finally!
... There are some strange people in the world these days. Stranger than me. That's a scary thought.
... And I'm missing someone terribly... please call!